imagine aoba as the school nurse
student: nurse, my stomach hurts so bad
aoba: *puts a bandaid on his stomach*
My dash did a thing.
Where is it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT IT’S NOT IN MY ASK BOX I REBLOGGED THIS LIKE 3 DAYS AGO DAMMIT
YOU LIED TO ME.
YOUR WARRIOR NAME SHOULD BE FIREKIT
THE WHEN YOU BECOME A WARRIOR
YOUR NAME WILL BE FIREPANTS
BECAUSE YOU LIED. YOU LIED TO ME.
THIS IS NOT NEWS [x]
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
A simple guide to know what the hell you are.
Ur name would be Shadepelt and you would be a black cat with golden eyes and ur mate would be eren jaegar
'shadepelt' not bad not bad
'black cat with golden eyes' NICE ….
'mate would be eren jaegar' now listen here you
noiz you lazy fuck stop having aoba carry you everywhere